I'm eating all of the evidence.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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