Where is the hickey?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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