forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Boobs are out for the taking
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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