grandma shit on top of the toilet
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
should my penis look like a turkey
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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