your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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