all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
