come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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