WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
false alarm, still single
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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