Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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