love makes seman taste better
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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