Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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