You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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