I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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