Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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