He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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