There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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