fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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