would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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