I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Randomize