If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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