maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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