So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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