Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
