will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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