Me too!
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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