Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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