You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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