I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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