Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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