you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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