yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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