My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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