Already got asked if we're dating
handjob tips. give me some.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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