Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize