Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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