woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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