U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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