with your own penis?
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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