do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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