yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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