He asked me if I "almost moaned"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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