I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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