Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I just gargled with NyQuil
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