Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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