she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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