I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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