She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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