Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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