just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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