Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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