office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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